The Kirby Muxloe village website

This one just made me laugh, out loud and a lot…..

In broad daylight whilst i was out, and only briefly, somebody must have parked close to the house, come down the drive and stole, took or borrowed a broken microwave oven. Not just minimally i want a new one type of broken………..the d**n thing blew up leaving my kitchen smelling like an indoor firework party had been held. It had no turntable and had been in the rain for days until i could gather up the energy to take it to the tip.

Why? given that the weather had not been exactly tropical and that it was left near the dustbins, who would want it and why? Frankly they saved me petrol and effort and i should be thanking them, but never the less it was not theirs to take. What else could be taken in broad daylight?

Could you imagine the local police rolling on the floor laughing if i was to report a stolen broken microwave.