Reviewing comments today I noticed a recurring theme on the, “post post-office takeover”. Long standing characters of the village like Malcom from the Post Office and Jerry from Hartley’s are very sadly missed. A couple that I greatly miss, albeit not as long-standing as those previously mentioned, are Jaz & Max and The Family Store on Barwell Road.
Given the support received at a charity event held last month at Kirby Primary School, In remembrance of their daughter tragically lost to meningitis, I know for sure that many others do too.
So we are compiling a list here, anymore to add? Perhaps we could have a Kirby “This is your Character Life” at the Village Hall, who would you have as the host?
What about Dave (all I want for Christmas is 2 front teeth) Hudson? He always talks shit and bores everyone like me and even helps me steal Frey Bentos pies from the shop I work in.
1) Mr Jarvis as Christopher Lloyd (aka Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Back to the Future),
2) Ben Kinghorn as Darnel (aka Big Brother),
3) Ken Sharpe as Action Man toy.
4) Tom Richards as Ginger Haired Harry Potter.
oh almost forgott,
James corton as onsloe from keeping up appearences
Also,
Mr Jarvis of Court Close, as a white Morpheus (Lawrence Fishburne – Matrix)
Geoff Corton – Fester Adams or Avram Grant
Meesh of haircut 2000 – Tony Blackburn or a piranha fish
Bad shot Matt – James Nesbitt
Carl Gilbert – Honey Monster
Dont worry Frank, its not the end of the world that there are no lights up. Take a leaf out of my book, I dont even bother with a tree nowadays. Think of it this way, its all money in me back pocket saved.
Your son-on-law’s English is a lot better than yours, even if his diplomacy, or should I say, lack of it, is identical to yours.
You will find it is Son In Law actually Councillor!! You are obviously too retarded to be on the Council! Oh forgot you are probably only a Councillor for your own personal gain and social status with your snobby friends!!!
Why on earth would I want to be a councillor?
And what personal gain are you talking about? Is there money to be made? Tell me about it.
Dear young Luky,
Just looking back at previous quote’s left by yourself. It seem’s diplomacy isn’t an area you specialize in neither. Your context, punctuation and grammer boast classic mannerism’s of what a 7yr old would produce! My 6yr old daughter know’s when to stop and pause during reading time with Roger red hat!
I suggest you pipedown son…..
Apostrophe Grating Glenn
Get your brush out and start on your grammar. You
don’t add apostrophes for plurals, grammar is not spelt with an “e”, and a double negative (if you know what that is), too !! Pot calling….?
Im sorry to put these silly comments down on here. The problem is that i am bitter because i have never gotten laid in my entire sad existence. Again i apologise to the people of kirby muxloe and take back everything that i have typed on this great website
Rybo nicks as goof troop
Mrs nicholson as Olive Oil
Mark jackson as Chris Evans
Just drove by the Oak at 11.45pm and spotted Tales from the crypt finishing off a pint of mild!! Also spotted Frank Parker falling over on ice in oak car park last week 2 times in a row, he’d had a few!!
Im back again and i have been monitoring the streets of Kirby!! Carl parker has food poisoning and brendan parker has just had his cast removed. Tales from the Crypt seen entering the oak at 7.45pm tonight. Lown seen in the sports club playing darts
Riveting stuff; can’t wait for the next gripping instalment.
Pain and funtime in the castle new years eve. Also spotted Sean Warren cooking a festive feast for his brother Gary. Luky Boxer naked in the castle moat with another man
Yet more excellent sightings. Sir Dave Hudson purchasing adult magazine “Real wives 60+” in Onestop. Frank Parker seen laughing whilst his dog shits on next doors lawn. Also spotted Im Luky Boxer in the park hand in hand with another fella and Fles Warren at home welcoming a Tesco delivery van through his private gates, oh i say!!
Brendan Parker is an associate of mine, and i must say, he has been very courageous throughout the past 6 week’s. It’s not easy carrying around a 17st refrigerator and at the same time being so charitable, all on one leg! Pat on the back son. Good to see you fighting fit and back in the gym, throwing ridiculous amount of weight around, like a newborn baby tosses it’s teddy out the pram. What an athlete…..what a specimen!
Big Don would also like to send his sympathy out to Carl Parkez! Wishing him a speedy recovery. Poor soul, drained to the bone! The mother-in-law is to blame son, incompetent food prep! Harsh words should be exchanged Carl, you deserve alittle compensation for your physical set back’s!
Thank you for this recent burst of encouragement for my ex training partner. Seen Carl at the Castle last night, although he wasn’t downing the alcohol he was certainly in the New Year cheer! It was evident he was lacking a bit of presence but after 3 days of manic eating to reinstate his recent weight loss (a minor set back) and a 2 week rest off the cast iron, he is ready to punish the iron at his home gym on the 4th. Peace to all and keep pumping. Dont worry Carl, me and Ronnie have ya back kid!
Luky Cockster,
Your punctuation is very inadequate. Ive never read such messy literature.
I think you’ll find my grammar is of pluralism, but you probably didn’t learn this at Benbow rise high school, and it seems as though you skipped college too!!
Oop’s maid anuther mistaik wiv me spelling. It wernt me that sed thows orful fings bout lukie. ive tryed two impruve me englissh, but taint eezzy, wot wiv me edukayshun and the like.
Ha ha ha! Im a Cockster, u’ve finally cracked!!
Barries the shop on Barry Drive has closed down. However me and my associate are after the Lease and change of use proposal for Kirby Fisheries opening mid 2010
Whats that got to do with kirby, barry drive etc is LFE!!!!